Saw this first thing in the morning, sitting innocently on top of my emails:
It says, It can be used when....
- When you are stuck in traffic (a bottle would also be required!) (DUH!!! unless you want a car filled with pee)
- In foreign countries with unconventional facilities (Do they mean China? Where there are no doors for the toilets?)
- Women in the armed forces; camouflaged bottoms will no longer be necessary (!!!!!!!!!!!! Surely the armed forces uniform are camouflaged for a very different reason? Unless the enemies are big grizzly bears who can pick up the scent of pee in forests, surely pee wouldn't come into the picture??)
And it gets better...
Instructions:
The flow of your urine is directed away from you and your shoes by a cleverly angled outlet pipe. (Of course it's to be directed AWAY from the person spending a penny.. surely even a 3 year old fresh out of diapers and potty training will know that?!)
And it gets to a point of disbelief....
To urinate in the new and easy way, follow these simple steps.
1. Undo trousers. Pull down the front of your underwear or push to one side. Place Shewee securely against your body. (Now, I'd love to see the inventor of SheWee pee with his/her trousers still done up. [OOPS! Did you splash water down your trousers??? i'm soooo sorry...*gives sympathetic look*]And notice they've missed out a vital point if they wanted to be so annoying - Where against the body should you place this SheWee securely???? Maybe they were too shy to use the proper term.. *awww*)
It says, It can be used when....
- When you are stuck in traffic (a bottle would also be required!) (DUH!!! unless you want a car filled with pee)
- In foreign countries with unconventional facilities (Do they mean China? Where there are no doors for the toilets?)
- Women in the armed forces; camouflaged bottoms will no longer be necessary (!!!!!!!!!!!! Surely the armed forces uniform are camouflaged for a very different reason? Unless the enemies are big grizzly bears who can pick up the scent of pee in forests, surely pee wouldn't come into the picture??)
And it gets better...
Instructions:
The flow of your urine is directed away from you and your shoes by a cleverly angled outlet pipe. (Of course it's to be directed AWAY from the person spending a penny.. surely even a 3 year old fresh out of diapers and potty training will know that?!)
And it gets to a point of disbelief....
To urinate in the new and easy way, follow these simple steps.
1. Undo trousers. Pull down the front of your underwear or push to one side. Place Shewee securely against your body. (Now, I'd love to see the inventor of SheWee pee with his/her trousers still done up. [OOPS! Did you splash water down your trousers??? i'm soooo sorry...*gives sympathetic look*]And notice they've missed out a vital point if they wanted to be so annoying - Where against the body should you place this SheWee securely???? Maybe they were too shy to use the proper term.. *awww*)
Why Why Why Why WHY??? *shakes head*
Again, this rant might possibly be due to a grumpy me. Its VERY difficult to get out of bed when
its raining outside and its warm and fuzzy under a duvet.
Again, this rant might possibly be due to a grumpy me. Its VERY difficult to get out of bed when
its raining outside and its warm and fuzzy under a duvet.
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